Mom: Honey, I think you mean "trample"
Peanut: No, Mom I mean "amble"
Mom: Umm, honestly, I don't know what "amble" means but I don't think it means what you think it does.
Peanut: Well, actually, it does Mom. I read it in a book.
Mom: Ok, I know you are a smart kid and I bet you read that in one of the 8 books you read yesterday, but trust me kid. {why did I say that?!}
Peanut: Well, maybe we should make a bet?
Mom: Betting is a bad idea .... but . . . ok {feeling confident} what is it you want to bet?
Peanut: a "Smoothie King" smoothie {at a cost of $6}
Mom: Fine - and I want a 25 minute back rub {immediately started thinking of how good this was going to feel after my 9 mile run today}. :)
Peanut: Great! Where's your phone? I'll google it. {scary}
Mom: We are running late to meet Dad, we'll do it on the way to the gym {red lights only, of course}
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Hope you enjoy the Blueberry Heaven® smoothie after school today kid. Did I mention my lower back is killing me?!
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