Friday, December 3, 2010

"Give It Away" - RHCPeppers

Yes, RHCP's again.  Thanks [huge layer of sarcasm] Kovas.

So a very sad giveaway is here for you today.

Remember I had these made:

No Q - it's not for one of these:

And - never - never - never the buckle.
So sorry.  But hey, I'm pretty sure that drunk guy you saw wearing one would give you his, "for a small fee".

So, I know . . . . You are dying to have one of these?! ;) HA!

Hey, what?!!?  I think JenniferLeah is actually claiming to "want one".

So, today ---- up for the taking are two self-promoting, "RUN EMZ" T's.


You pick the size. Small-through XL

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, AND one XXL. 
Yep, that "special order" one I had made for the Pita.  Ya, he's "not wearing that" .

Pita:  I'm not wearing one of those.
ME: [sad face, then angry face] what? why?  That's mean.
Pita:  I'm not. I'll wear one that says "Emz is my wife" but I'm not wearing one of those.  All your other family will be wearing. 

So here's my contest [be it a sad contest or not] rules.

LEAVE one comment per request below.

1.  Follow
2.  Tell me where you'll wear this super sweet T should you win.
3. promise me you won't use it as a drop cloth when you paint or to clean your car with.
3.  Tell me what I should write on the Pita's VERY "custom" shirt I'll be making him.

Oh and if you've ever run farther than me on a treadmill [23.14].  You could win yourself a shirt [here] too!  Thanks MissZ!

Happy Friday!!

157 comments:

Jamoosh said...

I cannot in good faith enter this contest until I am informed of the type of shirt and it's material breakdown. In other words, is this a wicking shirt? Because my sweaty self is all about the wicking.

Emz said...

No. Mooshy. Holy. Crap. It's good ole' cotton that'll soak up every oz of sweat you drop & then keep it there.

Steve said...

Not sure where i could possibly where the shirt(xxl); though it cracked me up. As far as the "special" shirt - how about a screen sprint of matt damon from Good Will Hunting with the quote "How you like Emz apples" - possible PG13 if your mind runs that way..... :) Your blog cracks me up.

Carrie said...

I would wear it for my FIRST marathon. (It's got to be good luck, RIGHT?)

His should say "EMZ's #1 Cheerleader". I'm sure that will make him feel manly. :)

Matty O said...

H no longer allows me to bring new t-shirts into the house :(

I would have his say:

She run's all the races, gets all the medals, and all I got was this lousy shirt.
And then have a picture of you underneath it :)

One Crazy Penguin said...

Of course I'm a follower!

obxbchgrl said...

I want! Umm, so I would wear it to run on the treadmill at the gym - when I'm allowed to run again. Which hopefully will be soon or I may just wind up in the looney farm.

I like Steve's idea for a shirt.

Run on, while I envy you and wish for the shirt. Please? I never win these stupid things.

One Crazy Penguin said...

I would wear that shirt everywhere of course. It would never ever come off. I would smell terrible.....okay, maybe not so good of a plan!

One Crazy Penguin said...

Hmmm.....idea's for Pita's shirt.....how about, "I may wear the pants, but she wears the buckle!" With a pic of THE buckle. Or manybe just a simple, "I'm with speedy"?

Or you could make him wear one that says, "I wish I had my therma jock..."

obxbchgrl said...

Okay, I don't know how to read directions, obviously. Comment one was about being a follower. Yeah, messed that one up. So, I stalk you.

Run on.

obxbchgrl said...

Comments two and three - well, they got lumped together in comment 1 and then comment 1 became comment 2 and... yeah.

I solemnly promise to NOT use this shirt as a dropcloth and/or to clean out my car. Or my house. Just to channel my inner Emz as I run merrily along on the treadmill. Some day.

Run on.

Andrew Opala said...

I follow

Andrew Opala said...

I will wear it

Caratunk Girl said...

I follow you OFCOURSE!!

Caratunk Girl said...

Heck yeah I will wear that sucker. I will post a picture of me wearing on my blog with a big fat smile.

And no way in hell will I ever run farther than you on a treadmill. You are the queen!

Marlene said...

Woohoo, I'd be all over that! Come on, you know you want to send one up to CANADA! I'll wear it to the North Pole! It's practically in my back yard, you know!

Marlene said...

Follower! :D

Foges said...

i stalk... i mean follow!

Foges said...

i would wear it all the time as well because you and my wife share the same name!

Andrew Opala said...

may I suggest these (all stolen from somewhere else):

"Sarcasm: it's a way of life"
"I'm kind of a big deal"
"Not All Men Are Annoying ... Some Are Dead"
"Nobody knows I’m a lesbian"
"I think , Therefore we have nothing in common"
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"
"Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it"
"Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often."

Stacie said...

I'm a follower!!!!

termite said...

i'm a pure stalker.

there.

i

said

it.

:p
xo

Stacie said...

I would totally be rocking this shirt everywhere I go. Seriously, where wouldn't I wear it? I have places to go and people to see :) Consider it on my Christmas Wish List :)

Stacie said...

EMZ got a buckle and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Matty O said...

First off, your title today is HRCPeppers... shouldn't it be RHCPeppers?

Also, Andrew's comment: Nobody knows I'm a lesbian... WINS for shirt. If you put anything but this on the shirt, I would be mega disappointed!!!

Jason said...

I am a follower (as you well know)

Jason said...

I would wear this shirt as follows:

Monday - PRR wick-away shirt
Tuesday - Runner 6x shirt
Wednesday - RUN EMZ shirt
Thursday - PRR wick-away shirt
Friday - Runner 6x Shirt
Saturday - RUM EMZ shirt
Sunday - Team Baha Shirt (they are out there on FamilyFunClub)

And I would most CERTAINLY wear it while running in the Man V Horse with you next October.

Kelly Leigh said...

I'm a follower! Annnnd I followed you before you became blog famous so I'm even more special.

I would totally wear this while running with the Doodle through the English countryside and TRYING to run as fast as you, aka pulling her along like u pull Mace and not being dragged / run ragged by her. I'm pretty sure it would help me channel your awesomeness.

On the Pita's shirt I would write something along the lines of "My wife is that speedy MILF."

Jason said...

Pita's custom shirt should be something along the lines of the 6 word novel contest.

EMZ
Runs
Belt Buckle
Treadmill Queen
I'm
PITA

Lee said...

Yes, I'm a follower.
I would wear that shirt shopping, and in other large public gathering places.
I don't think I can beat Penguin's idea for the PITA - I love 'I wear the pants, but she wears the buckle'
Love it!

Diana Tries-A-Tri! said...

I'm a follower!

Diana Tries-A-Tri! said...

Where would I wear it? Everywhere. Where wouldn't I wear it? No where.

Diana Tries-A-Tri! said...

I never paint, and car washes are my friends, so surely it won't be used for that!

Diana Tries-A-Tri! said...

For Pita's shirt I think you should write, "I shine her buckle" with a wink at the end. haha Oh, and I would like a Medium!

Emz said...

Yes!! I'll ship [even] to canadians!!

MO - omgosh. Really?! I'm not surprised. I'll fix after this £%]@) run!!

Laurie said...

Although I'm sure he'd be pretty thrilled to sport the "No one knows I'm a lesbian" shirt, I'm kind of liking Kelly Leigh's MILF shirt or maybe something along the simple lines of "my wife rocks".

Patrick Mahoney said...

I already have one (that I'm happy to wear) so I'll recuse from this.

racing dawn said...

I'm a follower!

racing dawn said...

I would wear it everywhere...seriously love it.

Big Daddy Diesel said...

You should make a

"Emz is my wife"

in the loudest neon pink you can find and 2 sizes too small, and then you can say, "you said you would where this shirt"

Jess @ Blonde Ponytail said...

Faithful follower!

I'd totally wear it--is added treadmill endurance included?!!

racing dawn said...

I've got it...the game winner.
Same exact look as yours, except it reads...

WALK
THIS
WAY

Tell me you don't love it... You two standing side by side in the shirts, oh my gosh...

Jess @ Blonde Ponytail said...

Pita's Shirt:

EMZ is my wife,
Treadmill ninja

Angie Bee said...

I am a follower and I really want one!!! I think they are super clever :)

Angie Bee said...

I would wear the shirt everywhere. I think I would be a small but maybe a medium. Depends on the sizing.
PITA is not a team player dang it!

Angie Bee said...

Runner husband.
Winner by Proxy.
Run EMZ.

all in block letters right on top of each other maybe....

Jon said...

That shirt RAWKS!!!!

Mandi said...

1. I Follow You!

2. I will wear this super sweet Tee all around Scottsdale during my Christmas shopping :)

3. I promise I won't use it as a drop cloth when I paint or to clean my car.

3. EMZ runs faster than I do

Emz said...

Racing dawn & termite. You are two clever ladies.

You
Know
I
Love
It!

Jamoosh said...

Cotton! How 1992... The only cotton shirts I own are beer related. And my grinch shirt.

Kovas Palubinskas said...

I'm a new follower.

Who would use this for a dropcloth or to dry a car? The nerve!

PITA's shirt could say: "I don't deserve a RUNEMZ shirt"

I ran 28.342 miles on my treadmill yesterday, but it reset before I could get a photo. Rats.

Emz said...

BDD - consider it DONE.

Ummm. Mom... You can embroider that for me, right?!? Pretty please with a pair of heels on top!! xoxo

Emz said...

Mooshy - I'm a vintage/classic kinda girl. What can I say?

Quinton J said...

It's me...Q...I follow

Quinton J said...

When I’m not wearing this shirt as a Thermajock, I’d wear it to all of my weekly break dance competitions.

Quinton J said...

His shirt should say:

I gave up running because SHE always catches me and makes me come home.

Laura said...

I follow!

Laura said...

I would wear this shirt to the gym so that while I'm on the treadmill and can see my reflection in the window I will think, gee WWED? (that's what would EMZ do in case you were wondering) and then I would crank up the speed so I can be fast like you!

Ashby Family said...

I follow you.

Size small.

Ashby Family said...

I would wear this shirt at my 10K in january!!

Colleen said...

I would totally sport the shirt! (I'm a follower)

Colleen said...

I'd wear it to kickboxing and tell the badasses there how badass you are! :)

Colleen said...

Pita's shirt needs to say "My wife is way cooler than I'll ever be". HA!

JenniferLeah said...

i follow you. you know i do. yeah, it's a stalkig kind of thing...

and you know i really, really, really do want the shirt!!

where would i wear it?

girl...where wouldn't i wear it??
but the BEST place for me to wear it?
it would be PERFECT to weear while I am cheering you on in BOSTON! Yeah, you know I'll be there :)

I'm bringing the whole famn damily and a big ole cow bell.

JenniferLeah said...

oh and today is just one of those days that the comments are just as entertaining as the post.

lots of great suggestions for the PITA's shirt-hard to pick a favorite though.

gotta put some thought into this one.
blonde. head. hurts. too much thinking...

Melissa Cunningham said...

yup,im a proud follower!

Melissa Cunningham said...

pretty sure id wear the shirt just about anywhere,especially to races...maybe some of the EMZ speed would rub off on me?
:)

Lucy said...

i FOLLOW you.
SIZE small.

Melissa Cunningham said...

i like crazy penguins idea,and of course big daddy diesals!!!

EMZ
shes with me,the buckle is hers....

Silly Girl Running said...

I'm already a follower. And a size Xsmall or small.

Silly Girl Running said...

OK, I'm probably risking my bar admission, but I'll promise to wear the shirt to court. I have about one hearing a week, so, that could be pretty soon. I'm sure the judge will appreciate it. ;)

Silly Girl Running said...

And what your husband's shirt should say?

'That's not WonderWoman, that's my wife kicking ass! Run EMZ!'

Rae said...

Fun! I follow!

Rae said...

I would wear this shirt everywhere! I'd even wear it during a race and dedicate the race to you!

Slomohusky said...

I am addict (follower)

Rae said...

PITA's shirt should say:

See that hot blond with the abs to die for? She is my awesome wife!

Slomohusky said...

Wear the shirt everywhere except to bed. My wife might have issues with that one? :) XXL - give me Pitas shirt!

Slomohusky said...

the new Pita shirt - My wife drinks pickle juice on the run!

The Kornegay Family said...

I now follow!! :)

I will wear it while working undercover and while exercising!

"EMZ RUNs (because I'm a PITA!)"

how about this one,

"I'm wearing this shirt because I'm apparently too good to wear the same shirt as the rest of the family! Now you know why I'm the PITA"

Buff :)

Molly said...

hee hee, I follow ya!

Molly said...

Where wouldn't I wear the shirt?

Molly said...

Pita's shirt should say "Mr. EMZ"

XLMIC said...

Written in Sharpie on a ratty white t-shirt...

My wife is running the Boston Marathon... and all I deserve is this lousy t-shirt.

I cannot believe he won't wear your shirt. Shaking my head in disbelief.

Allison said...

I'm a follower :)

Allison said...

I will wear it EVERYWHERE...especially when I run :)

Allison said...
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Allison said...

Pita's shirt in someway should be wrapped to a theme song.... I don't know which one (I don't have a creative bone in my body) but you are really good at THAT! And then of course tie in the buckle.....it's always about the buckle!

Steve said...

I had a second idea for the shirt:

I'm with the tall blond

Wearing sleaves with no shirt

Running faster than you

Julie @ Hotlegs Runner said...

I'm a follower =)

Karine said...

You betcha! I'll make a personalized shirt for Pita. Just let me know what to embroider on it.

Julie @ Hotlegs Runner said...

I'll wear it everyday. I will never change my shirt. ew.

Julie @ Hotlegs Runner said...

I won't use it as a drop cloth. In fact I'm thinking of having it framed instead. hmmm...

Shellyrm said...

Okay, I follow (dreaming one day of my own buckle!!)

Shellyrm said...

If I win I'll wear my Run Emz shirt after I finish my next ultra, so you'll be there with me...can't wear it during. cotton, not good over 30+ miles.

Andrew Opala said...

Thanks Matty O

I knew I could count on another warrior for support!

Shellyrm said...

And the Pita's custom shirt. Hummm?

How about?

Emz Pit Chief

(that makes him sound important!!)

Emz said...

Andrew- you. Kill. Me.
Hilarious. All. Of. It.

Adrienne said...

I follow of course.

I Will wear it to church.

I think the shirt for Pita should say.

EMZ is my wife and I made her make me a custom shirt because I'm a DIVA but I'm worth it.

Aimee said...

I'm a follower! :)

Aimee said...

That shirt is just awesome, so I would wear it ever chance I could get....grocery store, PTA meeting, my local running store... :)

Heidi Austin said...

im a follower... super cute shirt :)

Sarah said...

1. I'm following.
2. I'm going to wear it while running as far as I can (about 10 feet)
3. Pita's shirt should be pink and glittery and say, "Mr. Emz".

Goose said...

So I follow, duh.

Goose said...

I would wear a size Pequeno.

Goose said...

I would rep your shirt hard while working at the gym [working as in employment not working as in working out].

Goose said...

I am so not original; his shirt should say "My wife kicks serious asphalt."

Note: I am embarrassed by my contribution.

BabyWeightMyFatAss said...

i follow, and can't believe i wasn't following before. der.

BabyWeightMyFatAss said...

where would I wear it? Probably physical therapy. hahanot. I may love PT but am tired of being on injured reserve. blah

DRog said...

I tried to go deep on the Treadmill again today. only got 9 again..Rrrrrrrrrr. TM governer on all the machines at the club quits at 1 hour. Once started again I lost my mojo...need to be mentally stronger than than that. I need to chase down one of your 20+mi TM runs before NewYear

D

ajh said...

I am a follower!

ajh said...

I would wear it everywhere - running- to school to inspire my kiddos - shopping!

Kate said...

The tee for your hubby should say "I'm with EMZ"

Kate said...

I want this shirt so bad! I will wear it to the gym and to my next race -- PROMISE! :)

Kate said...

...and of course I follow, religiously!

Kate said...

Hey I liked Goose's Tshirt idea! How cute!

I would be a SMALL :)

Raegun said...

I follow!

Raegun said...

I will wear this shirt to my wedding. It's that cool. Oh wait....my wedding already happened. I will definitely wear it to a friends wedding. ;)

Lesley @ racingitoff.com said...

I definitely follow.

Lesley @ racingitoff.com said...

I would wear it everywhere... and when people say "what's EMZ?", I would just snicker like it's an inside joke that they don't get... and anytime someone recognizes it... I will immediately know they should be allowed into the inner circle.

Lesley @ racingitoff.com said...

His shirt:

I'm a Pain in the A$$
My wife is a Bad A$$

ShebaJC said...
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ShebaJC said...

Follow follow follow you!

ShebaJC said...

I apparently think like Shellyrm. I say "Pit Crew: EMZ"

ShebaJC said...

I would wear your shirt to karaoke, and sing all your blog title songs. I'd also wear it every single where else. Size medium please!

Zaneta said...

ooo!!! I follow!!! ;)

Zaneta said...

I would wear it everywhere ;)

Karen R said...

I'm a follower and a huge fan!

Karen R said...

I would totally wear the shirt to work - Run Emz at a law firm in LA next to all the suits! :)

Karen R said...

Pita's shirt:

Emz runs, and I'll never stop chasing her

skoval21 said...

I follow and love it!!

skoval21 said...

I would def wear your shirt proud and everywhere!!!! I would take a small. I love many of the suggestions for PITA's shirt!!! I especially like the "I may wear the pants but she wears the buckle"!

Petraruns said...

Okay okay what are the chances now? how many friends and followers do you have? Sheesh. Anyway - can you tell I actually WANT that shirt?

So. I follow. And will, wherever yo go - though somewhere in the far distance. I would wear it out running - all the time, all over the UK. And abroad. I would take the shirt traveling and take pictures of it. Yes I have no shame.

Black Knight said...

wow 132 comments (this is the 133rd)!!!! Great t-shirt but as I live far I leave the chance to win that beautiful t-shirt to another lucky runner.

Erika said...

I'm a faithful stalker...

Erika said...

I'm rolling at what people have suggested for Pita's shirt! My favorite is, I wear the pants, she wears the buckle...or about him quitting running because you keep catching him! I'm going to think on this and find something equally as funny1

Erika said...

I would totally rock this shirt here, there and everywhere. Who wouldn't?

beckus1234 said...

I would wear it day and night - to work and to sleep!! Plus I will carry your picture around and tell anyone who will listen that we are related!!! WE ARE RELATED - CLOSELY!!!! (small tear coming from my eye).
For the afore mentioned dear PITA I would write: "I am a loving and devoted husband"

Stephanie Anne said...

Im a follower

Stephanie Anne said...

id rock it out at the gym for sure

RunningLaur said...

1. duh, I'm a follower. and a super fan.
2. how about I wear it next time we all get together for lunch/dinner? (post holidays!) and I just may be out at the Desert Classic, which would be a perfect location as well!
3. hmm.. "did you know my wife has a belt buckle? it's sweet."

Jeff - DangleTheCarrot said...

Follower

I just got the U2 song, "I will follow" stuck in my hear. Always get a song in my head when I come to your blog (-:

Jeff - DangleTheCarrot said...

I will wear this shirt every damn place I go!

Jeff - DangleTheCarrot said...

PITA's Shirt: EMZ's BITCH

Shawn said...

I follow, stalk and or generally have this blog on speed dial

Shawn said...

I WILL wear this at many sporting events just to see if anyone comes up to me and says thay are a PITA

Shawn said...

The finale.....

EMZ's picture on the front of the shirt (full picture or shadow like Bob Marley,,,,,) with lettering "Run EMZ"

and on the back "She told me to WALK this way"

Anne said...

Follower of course!!!

Anne said...

I am so with Marlene on this one...you know you want to send one to frosty Canada! We NEED more t-shirts, because we wear at least two or three on top of each other to keep warm! I would totally wear it with my jeans and hopefully look as cool as you :)

Anne said...

Yeah...I'm not very good at coming up with t-shirt ideas.

I really like the "I wear the pants, she wears the buckle" idea though (someone up there said that) :)

Velma said...

I follow and your prize winnings will be in the mail shortly

Velma said...

I would wear the shirt to drive the kids around - that is all I do. Nothing exciting :)

I love the MILF idea - hard to beat that. I do like just a PITA shirt. Something like my wife loves me because I am a pita

Sunny Duron said...

Ok Emz...I've been thinking..Pitas shirt--Emz's Babe
I'll wear it often! You know I'm a tshirt kinda girl!! Ha ha

Barbie said...

* I am a follower :)
* I would wear this shirt absolutely everywhere here in Aus.
* And I think his shirt should read "I bow down to Queen EMZ". :)

The Hungry Runner Girl said...

AHHH!! I want this shirt so so bad. I just think you are amazing...23.14 on a treadmill, can I have your autograph. I would wear that shirt everywhere but work (they wouldn't let me). I need to think a little harder about the custom shirt....I will get back to you on that one:) have a great Monday!

B.o.B. said...

I'm a follower. I'll totally wear that shirt to my work Christmas party. BOOM! LOL!

His shirt should say "My wife makes t-shirts and this is all she could come up with."

Kevin and Kim Partridge said...

How in the Hades did I miss this one?! Of all the times to miss your blog, this was the one time where it would have been beneficial to me.
#1 Wear it at the Honolualocka Marathon in Tucson.
#2 Size Small? (bring it over. I'll try it on)
#3 Is this the part where I'm supposed to be cautious what I say or you'll remove it? OK the "PITA"'s shirt will say "You bet your A** I don't deserve her"

Lindsey said...

Dude, if you have the XXL I'd totally buy it from you.