So a very sad giveaway is here for you today.
Remember I had these made:
So sorry. But hey, I'm pretty sure that drunk guy you saw wearing one would give you his, "for a small fee".
So, I know . . . . You are dying to have one of these?! ;) HA!
Hey, what?!!? I think JenniferLeah is actually claiming to "want one".
So, today ---- up for the taking are two self-promoting, "RUN EMZ" T's.
You pick the size. Small-through XL
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, AND one XXL.
Yep, that "special order" one I had made for the Pita. Ya, he's "not wearing that" .
Pita: I'm not wearing one of those.
ME: [sad face, then angry face] what? why? That's mean.
Pita: I'm not. I'll wear one that says "Emz is my wife" but I'm not wearing one of those. All your other family will be wearing.
So here's my contest [be it a sad contest or not] rules.
LEAVE one comment per request below.
1. Follow
2. Tell me where you'll wear this super sweet T should you win.
3. Tell me what I should write on the Pita's VERY "custom" shirt I'll be making him.
Oh and if you've ever run farther than me on a treadmill [23.14]. You could win yourself a shirt [here] too! Thanks MissZ!
Happy Friday!!
154 comments:
I cannot in good faith enter this contest until I am informed of the type of shirt and it's material breakdown. In other words, is this a wicking shirt? Because my sweaty self is all about the wicking.
No. Mooshy. Holy. Crap. It's good ole' cotton that'll soak up every oz of sweat you drop & then keep it there.
Not sure where i could possibly where the shirt(xxl); though it cracked me up. As far as the "special" shirt - how about a screen sprint of matt damon from Good Will Hunting with the quote "How you like Emz apples" - possible PG13 if your mind runs that way..... :) Your blog cracks me up.
I would wear it for my FIRST marathon. (It's got to be good luck, RIGHT?)
His should say "EMZ's #1 Cheerleader". I'm sure that will make him feel manly. :)
H no longer allows me to bring new t-shirts into the house :(
I would have his say:
She run's all the races, gets all the medals, and all I got was this lousy shirt.
And then have a picture of you underneath it :)
Of course I'm a follower!
I want! Umm, so I would wear it to run on the treadmill at the gym - when I'm allowed to run again. Which hopefully will be soon or I may just wind up in the looney farm.
I like Steve's idea for a shirt.
Run on, while I envy you and wish for the shirt. Please? I never win these stupid things.
I would wear that shirt everywhere of course. It would never ever come off. I would smell terrible.....okay, maybe not so good of a plan!
Hmmm.....idea's for Pita's shirt.....how about, "I may wear the pants, but she wears the buckle!" With a pic of THE buckle. Or manybe just a simple, "I'm with speedy"?
Or you could make him wear one that says, "I wish I had my therma jock..."
Okay, I don't know how to read directions, obviously. Comment one was about being a follower. Yeah, messed that one up. So, I stalk you.
Run on.
Comments two and three - well, they got lumped together in comment 1 and then comment 1 became comment 2 and... yeah.
I solemnly promise to NOT use this shirt as a dropcloth and/or to clean out my car. Or my house. Just to channel my inner Emz as I run merrily along on the treadmill. Some day.
Run on.
I will wear it
I follow you OFCOURSE!!
Heck yeah I will wear that sucker. I will post a picture of me wearing on my blog with a big fat smile.
And no way in hell will I ever run farther than you on a treadmill. You are the queen!
Woohoo, I'd be all over that! Come on, you know you want to send one up to CANADA! I'll wear it to the North Pole! It's practically in my back yard, you know!
Follower! :D
i stalk... i mean follow!
i would wear it all the time as well because you and my wife share the same name!
may I suggest these (all stolen from somewhere else):
"Sarcasm: it's a way of life"
"I'm kind of a big deal"
"Not All Men Are Annoying ... Some Are Dead"
"Nobody knows I’m a lesbian"
"I think , Therefore we have nothing in common"
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"
"Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it"
"Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often."
I'm a follower!!!!
i'm a pure stalker.
there.
i
said
it.
:p
xo
I would totally be rocking this shirt everywhere I go. Seriously, where wouldn't I wear it? I have places to go and people to see :) Consider it on my Christmas Wish List :)
EMZ got a buckle and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
First off, your title today is HRCPeppers... shouldn't it be RHCPeppers?
Also, Andrew's comment: Nobody knows I'm a lesbian... WINS for shirt. If you put anything but this on the shirt, I would be mega disappointed!!!
I am a follower (as you well know)
I would wear this shirt as follows:
Monday - PRR wick-away shirt
Tuesday - Runner 6x shirt
Wednesday - RUN EMZ shirt
Thursday - PRR wick-away shirt
Friday - Runner 6x Shirt
Saturday - RUM EMZ shirt
Sunday - Team Baha Shirt (they are out there on FamilyFunClub)
And I would most CERTAINLY wear it while running in the Man V Horse with you next October.
I'm a follower! Annnnd I followed you before you became blog famous so I'm even more special.
I would totally wear this while running with the Doodle through the English countryside and TRYING to run as fast as you, aka pulling her along like u pull Mace and not being dragged / run ragged by her. I'm pretty sure it would help me channel your awesomeness.
On the Pita's shirt I would write something along the lines of "My wife is that speedy MILF."
Pita's custom shirt should be something along the lines of the 6 word novel contest.
EMZ
Runs
Belt Buckle
Treadmill Queen
I'm
PITA
Yes, I'm a follower.
I would wear that shirt shopping, and in other large public gathering places.
I don't think I can beat Penguin's idea for the PITA - I love 'I wear the pants, but she wears the buckle'
Love it!
I'm a follower!
Where would I wear it? Everywhere. Where wouldn't I wear it? No where.
I never paint, and car washes are my friends, so surely it won't be used for that!
For Pita's shirt I think you should write, "I shine her buckle" with a wink at the end. haha Oh, and I would like a Medium!
Yes!! I'll ship [even] to canadians!!
MO - omgosh. Really?! I'm not surprised. I'll fix after this £%]@) run!!
Although I'm sure he'd be pretty thrilled to sport the "No one knows I'm a lesbian" shirt, I'm kind of liking Kelly Leigh's MILF shirt or maybe something along the simple lines of "my wife rocks".
I already have one (that I'm happy to wear) so I'll recuse from this.
I'm a follower!
I would wear it everywhere...seriously love it.
You should make a
"Emz is my wife"
in the loudest neon pink you can find and 2 sizes too small, and then you can say, "you said you would where this shirt"
Faithful follower!
I'd totally wear it--is added treadmill endurance included?!!
I've got it...the game winner.
Same exact look as yours, except it reads...
WALK
THIS
WAY
Tell me you don't love it... You two standing side by side in the shirts, oh my gosh...
Pita's Shirt:
EMZ is my wife,
Treadmill ninja
I am a follower and I really want one!!! I think they are super clever :)
I would wear the shirt everywhere. I think I would be a small but maybe a medium. Depends on the sizing.
PITA is not a team player dang it!
Runner husband.
Winner by Proxy.
Run EMZ.
all in block letters right on top of each other maybe....
That shirt RAWKS!!!!
1. I Follow You!
2. I will wear this super sweet Tee all around Scottsdale during my Christmas shopping :)
3. I promise I won't use it as a drop cloth when I paint or to clean my car.
3. EMZ runs faster than I do
Racing dawn & termite. You are two clever ladies.
You
Know
I
Love
It!
Cotton! How 1992... The only cotton shirts I own are beer related. And my grinch shirt.
I'm a new follower.
Who would use this for a dropcloth or to dry a car? The nerve!
PITA's shirt could say: "I don't deserve a RUNEMZ shirt"
I ran 28.342 miles on my treadmill yesterday, but it reset before I could get a photo. Rats.
BDD - consider it DONE.
Ummm. Mom... You can embroider that for me, right?!? Pretty please with a pair of heels on top!! xoxo
Mooshy - I'm a vintage/classic kinda girl. What can I say?
It's me...Q...I follow
When I’m not wearing this shirt as a Thermajock, I’d wear it to all of my weekly break dance competitions.
His shirt should say:
I gave up running because SHE always catches me and makes me come home.
I follow!
I would wear this shirt to the gym so that while I'm on the treadmill and can see my reflection in the window I will think, gee WWED? (that's what would EMZ do in case you were wondering) and then I would crank up the speed so I can be fast like you!
I follow you.
Size small.
I would wear this shirt at my 10K in january!!
I would totally sport the shirt! (I'm a follower)
I'd wear it to kickboxing and tell the badasses there how badass you are! :)
Pita's shirt needs to say "My wife is way cooler than I'll ever be". HA!
i follow you. you know i do. yeah, it's a stalkig kind of thing...
and you know i really, really, really do want the shirt!!
where would i wear it?
girl...where wouldn't i wear it??
but the BEST place for me to wear it?
it would be PERFECT to weear while I am cheering you on in BOSTON! Yeah, you know I'll be there :)
I'm bringing the whole famn damily and a big ole cow bell.
oh and today is just one of those days that the comments are just as entertaining as the post.
lots of great suggestions for the PITA's shirt-hard to pick a favorite though.
gotta put some thought into this one.
blonde. head. hurts. too much thinking...
yup,im a proud follower!
pretty sure id wear the shirt just about anywhere,especially to races...maybe some of the EMZ speed would rub off on me?
:)
i FOLLOW you.
SIZE small.
i like crazy penguins idea,and of course big daddy diesals!!!
EMZ
shes with me,the buckle is hers....
I'm already a follower. And a size Xsmall or small.
OK, I'm probably risking my bar admission, but I'll promise to wear the shirt to court. I have about one hearing a week, so, that could be pretty soon. I'm sure the judge will appreciate it. ;)
And what your husband's shirt should say?
'That's not WonderWoman, that's my wife kicking ass! Run EMZ!'
Fun! I follow!
I would wear this shirt everywhere! I'd even wear it during a race and dedicate the race to you!
I am addict (follower)
PITA's shirt should say:
See that hot blond with the abs to die for? She is my awesome wife!
Wear the shirt everywhere except to bed. My wife might have issues with that one? :) XXL - give me Pitas shirt!
the new Pita shirt - My wife drinks pickle juice on the run!
I now follow!! :)
I will wear it while working undercover and while exercising!
"EMZ RUNs (because I'm a PITA!)"
how about this one,
"I'm wearing this shirt because I'm apparently too good to wear the same shirt as the rest of the family! Now you know why I'm the PITA"
Buff :)
hee hee, I follow ya!
Where wouldn't I wear the shirt?
Pita's shirt should say "Mr. EMZ"
Written in Sharpie on a ratty white t-shirt...
My wife is running the Boston Marathon... and all I deserve is this lousy t-shirt.
I cannot believe he won't wear your shirt. Shaking my head in disbelief.
I will wear it EVERYWHERE...especially when I run :)
Pita's shirt in someway should be wrapped to a theme song.... I don't know which one (I don't have a creative bone in my body) but you are really good at THAT! And then of course tie in the buckle.....it's always about the buckle!
I had a second idea for the shirt:
I'm with the tall blond
Wearing sleaves with no shirt
Running faster than you
I'm a follower =)
You betcha! I'll make a personalized shirt for Pita. Just let me know what to embroider on it.
I'll wear it everyday. I will never change my shirt. ew.
I won't use it as a drop cloth. In fact I'm thinking of having it framed instead. hmmm...
Okay, I follow (dreaming one day of my own buckle!!)
If I win I'll wear my Run Emz shirt after I finish my next ultra, so you'll be there with me...can't wear it during. cotton, not good over 30+ miles.
Thanks Matty O
I knew I could count on another warrior for support!
And the Pita's custom shirt. Hummm?
How about?
Emz Pit Chief
(that makes him sound important!!)
Andrew- you. Kill. Me.
Hilarious. All. Of. It.
I follow of course.
I Will wear it to church.
I think the shirt for Pita should say.
EMZ is my wife and I made her make me a custom shirt because I'm a DIVA but I'm worth it.
That shirt is just awesome, so I would wear it ever chance I could get....grocery store, PTA meeting, my local running store... :)
im a follower... super cute shirt :)
1. I'm following.
2. I'm going to wear it while running as far as I can (about 10 feet)
3. Pita's shirt should be pink and glittery and say, "Mr. Emz".
So I follow, duh.
I would wear a size Pequeno.
I would rep your shirt hard while working at the gym [working as in employment not working as in working out].
I am so not original; his shirt should say "My wife kicks serious asphalt."
Note: I am embarrassed by my contribution.
i follow, and can't believe i wasn't following before. der.
where would I wear it? Probably physical therapy. hahanot. I may love PT but am tired of being on injured reserve. blah
I tried to go deep on the Treadmill again today. only got 9 again..Rrrrrrrrrr. TM governer on all the machines at the club quits at 1 hour. Once started again I lost my mojo...need to be mentally stronger than than that. I need to chase down one of your 20+mi TM runs before NewYear
D
I am a follower!
I would wear it everywhere - running- to school to inspire my kiddos - shopping!
The tee for your hubby should say "I'm with EMZ"
I want this shirt so bad! I will wear it to the gym and to my next race -- PROMISE! :)
...and of course I follow, religiously!
Hey I liked Goose's Tshirt idea! How cute!
I would be a SMALL :)
I follow!
I will wear this shirt to my wedding. It's that cool. Oh wait....my wedding already happened. I will definitely wear it to a friends wedding. ;)
I definitely follow.
I would wear it everywhere... and when people say "what's EMZ?", I would just snicker like it's an inside joke that they don't get... and anytime someone recognizes it... I will immediately know they should be allowed into the inner circle.
His shirt:
I'm a Pain in the A$$
My wife is a Bad A$$
Follow follow follow you!
I apparently think like Shellyrm. I say "Pit Crew: EMZ"
I would wear your shirt to karaoke, and sing all your blog title songs. I'd also wear it every single where else. Size medium please!
ooo!!! I follow!!! ;)
I would wear it everywhere ;)
I'm a follower and a huge fan!
I would totally wear the shirt to work - Run Emz at a law firm in LA next to all the suits! :)
Pita's shirt:
Emz runs, and I'll never stop chasing her
I follow and love it!!
I would def wear your shirt proud and everywhere!!!! I would take a small. I love many of the suggestions for PITA's shirt!!! I especially like the "I may wear the pants but she wears the buckle"!
Okay okay what are the chances now? how many friends and followers do you have? Sheesh. Anyway - can you tell I actually WANT that shirt?
So. I follow. And will, wherever yo go - though somewhere in the far distance. I would wear it out running - all the time, all over the UK. And abroad. I would take the shirt traveling and take pictures of it. Yes I have no shame.
wow 132 comments (this is the 133rd)!!!! Great t-shirt but as I live far I leave the chance to win that beautiful t-shirt to another lucky runner.
I'm a faithful stalker...
I'm rolling at what people have suggested for Pita's shirt! My favorite is, I wear the pants, she wears the buckle...or about him quitting running because you keep catching him! I'm going to think on this and find something equally as funny1
I would totally rock this shirt here, there and everywhere. Who wouldn't?
I would wear it day and night - to work and to sleep!! Plus I will carry your picture around and tell anyone who will listen that we are related!!! WE ARE RELATED - CLOSELY!!!! (small tear coming from my eye).
For the afore mentioned dear PITA I would write: "I am a loving and devoted husband"
Im a follower
id rock it out at the gym for sure
1. duh, I'm a follower. and a super fan.
2. how about I wear it next time we all get together for lunch/dinner? (post holidays!) and I just may be out at the Desert Classic, which would be a perfect location as well!
3. hmm.. "did you know my wife has a belt buckle? it's sweet."
Follower
I just got the U2 song, "I will follow" stuck in my hear. Always get a song in my head when I come to your blog (-:
I will wear this shirt every damn place I go!
PITA's Shirt: EMZ's BITCH
I follow, stalk and or generally have this blog on speed dial
I WILL wear this at many sporting events just to see if anyone comes up to me and says thay are a PITA
The finale.....
EMZ's picture on the front of the shirt (full picture or shadow like Bob Marley,,,,,) with lettering "Run EMZ"
and on the back "She told me to WALK this way"
Follower of course!!!
I am so with Marlene on this one...you know you want to send one to frosty Canada! We NEED more t-shirts, because we wear at least two or three on top of each other to keep warm! I would totally wear it with my jeans and hopefully look as cool as you :)
Yeah...I'm not very good at coming up with t-shirt ideas.
I really like the "I wear the pants, she wears the buckle" idea though (someone up there said that) :)
I follow and your prize winnings will be in the mail shortly
I would wear the shirt to drive the kids around - that is all I do. Nothing exciting :)
I love the MILF idea - hard to beat that. I do like just a PITA shirt. Something like my wife loves me because I am a pita
Ok Emz...I've been thinking..Pitas shirt--Emz's Babe
I'll wear it often! You know I'm a tshirt kinda girl!! Ha ha
* I am a follower :)
* I would wear this shirt absolutely everywhere here in Aus.
* And I think his shirt should read "I bow down to Queen EMZ". :)
AHHH!! I want this shirt so so bad. I just think you are amazing...23.14 on a treadmill, can I have your autograph. I would wear that shirt everywhere but work (they wouldn't let me). I need to think a little harder about the custom shirt....I will get back to you on that one:) have a great Monday!
I'm a follower. I'll totally wear that shirt to my work Christmas party. BOOM! LOL!
His shirt should say "My wife makes t-shirts and this is all she could come up with."
How in the Hades did I miss this one?! Of all the times to miss your blog, this was the one time where it would have been beneficial to me.
#1 Wear it at the Honolualocka Marathon in Tucson.
#2 Size Small? (bring it over. I'll try it on)
#3 Is this the part where I'm supposed to be cautious what I say or you'll remove it? OK the "PITA"'s shirt will say "You bet your A** I don't deserve her"
Dude, if you have the XXL I'd totally buy it from you.
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