Seems like just a few months ago I was sneaking off to get this bathingsuit[less] porn from my dear mail-woman. However, today I drove up as she entered my driveway.
Me: Hi Mrs. A how are you?
Mrs A: oh I am good, thank you. You guys get a lot of magazines.
Me: Yes, I know - work, work, work [thinking celeb mag/celeb mag/celeb mag - got to KNOW what they are wearing!! yes, really for WORK!]
Mrs A: sooooooo what's this one for? [proudly holds up "SI swim issue"]
Me: [not even going to write what I said but we laughed so hard we were tearing up]
Mrs A: oh tell the big guy I think you look like the girl on pg 74.
Me: Oh Mrs A, we only give $$ gifts to our mail person at Christmas time [referring to the butt kissing comment]
Mrs A: [not even going to write what SHE said]
Me: okay come by tomorrow for cupcakes [trust me, she will].
Marched right inside. took a photo [I do it for my 13 followers ;) ]. marched it right back outside - into the blue bin it went.
Does this make me a bad wife? If I had the time [and could be bothered] I'd put my face on each of them for the Pita for Valentine's Day.
but heck ya, of course I looked at page 74 before I recycled.
