"Just A little Bit" - 50 cent

or a lotta bit[s].

Oh. ya. baby.

It's random fact / photo day.  Because my weekend was a whole bunches of random.

Friday was pretty great.  I mean how could it not be . . . I was wearing my "Duck's" T I got from from Laurie.  Soooooooo, awesome.

What's even awesome-R is that it came with these. 

YUM. 

And get this . . . . looks like we'll be going to the bowl game here in AZ on 1/10.  You bet cha I'll be wearing this top!

I highly recommend these:
Dill.
Pickle.
Pringles.

h e a v e n.

But seriously, run [don't walk] away from this.  Now this is one yogurt container I did not cut my tongue on.  holy. gross.

Saturday.  was not as pretty.  which also means less zero photos.

Why?  I'll explain in [ = ] signs

Tennis with Peanut  = a track run for me. 

A track run for me = an 11 year old stealing my iPhone.

an 11 year old stealing my iPhone  =  me reporting it to a [Scottsdale] police officer who was at the school[Saturday Church gathering in auditorium].

me reporting it to a [Scottsdale] police officer who was at the school  =   he could have cared less.

 he could have cared less  =  me turning into EMZ 007.

me turning into EMZ 007  =  me finding the little brat in a corner.

me finding the little brat in a corner  =  me threatening him to give it BACK to me or I'll walk him over to the police man by.. his.. ear.

me threatening him to give it to me or I'll walk him over to the police man by his ear  =  him telling me, "my dad will sue you if you do".

him telling me, "my dad will sue you if you do"  =  [well that equalled a  lot of things....none of which I will write. ;) ]

I got MY phone back and I'm pretty sure he'll be on the "naughty" list come 12/25.



In better news - I got my SS gift.  Andrew rocks.  A bundle of Canadian goodness.  Peanut went right for the PEZ and the [uber quiet] train whistle. ;) And even wore the earrings to church on Sunday.

Saturday night was the "grandkids party".  This is just a crazy awesome thing my parents do with all of their grandchildren.  19 of them.

Sunday.  church.  awesome. 

Always love the Sunday before Christmas.

Yes, even though I puked right before I was to help out in the teenager [girls] class acting as one of the 10 virgins.  Yes, I was a good/prepared one......with "oil in my lamp" and a little puke on my chin.  [don't worry, I carry a travel size toothbrush in my monster carry-all {purse} ].

Came home. 

The Pita & Peanut made our house the freakiest on the block.  Very "Griswold" like . . . which. made. me. happy.  It's borderline "ugly" . 

but.
it's.
so.
freaking.
awesome.

Best/worst weekend moment?  Want to share?
Happy Monday!

this is peanut!

Hello it is I the awesomeness![once again]
I use colors for my words.
Thanks to people who said I was awesomer than everybody!
Also for the mom who calls her kids "dorks".  That's you Allie. [impressive]
Try to use Dork 1 and Dork 2.
Or even Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Fashion tips:

1. Do not wear jeans with suit jackets. EVER
2. Do wear sleeveless shirts WITH jackets.


And the best websites for kids are....

1. stardoll
2.stardoll
3.stardoll


Do you belive that girls are better than boys?
I do. I beat a guy in a 2 square game.
Boys get silly when they sing.

Girls DO NOT.

That  hereby proves that girls are better than boys.

Signing off,
PEANUT

Bragging rights

So today was "long run" day.

I headed to the fridge for more water and I heard, "no, stop don't look!"  So of course, I did.  And saw this:

"Mom, you done yet?  You've been on there f o r e v e r .  I made you a post-run snack."  She wasn't joking.  It was sumthin' else. ;)

So I finished this. 

[Ya, not sure how that'll work out with tonight's activities, ehhh, whatever.]

Then, it gets better, she fills up the bathtub for me [ice-ice baby], lights candles and brings me my "creation" [oh AND a bottle of water with --- get this --- a silly straw]  Awesome.

I know I was hungry, but this actually tasted good.  Yep, even with the sugar!

Just in case you want the recipe . . . ;)

Thanks Peanut!