- How lame is it to pull an AB? I mean seriously, who comes home from the gym and proclaims, "people, I have a pulled AB." ? ? ---- ummm, "ME!"
2. I walked in as Peanut was getting into her school clothes this morning to see her in her swim bottoms. from. when. she. was. FIVE. no joke.
I swear they looked like compression chonies. [please click here ---- we do not use the "p" word in my home]. She had semi-permanent looking rings around her thighs.
Me: Peanut, why the bikini bottoms???
Peanut: I don't have any chonies
Me: I do two loads of laundry a day - there is NO WAY you don't have clean chonies.
Peanut: They are all packed for NZ.
yes, she managed to pack [for the fifth time] while I was watching the Suns get spanked by the team I hate most [ l a k . . ] I can't even write it.
3. The questions I get most . . . How tall is your Hubby, What ab workout do you follow & how did you start up your business? The first & third ones, I "get". He is freaking tall [and smokin' hot] & my job is awesome but seriously the ab thing makes. me. laugh. Well, until Tuesday. Walked in early to a spin class [not recommended] . . . the instructor came up to me asking question #2. chat. chat. chat. She asks . . .You cycle a lot? "Ha, no - - - I'm a runner just doing a little cross training trying to get my 3 hour 20 min marathon I'm soooo craving."
big mistake.
For the next 57 minutes . . .
she
owned
me.
"hey abs, you think they just hand out 3:20's?", "PINK, it's supposed to feel uncomfortable.", "water break is in 30 seconds, put it down!"
it went on. and on. and on.
WHAT THE. . . . . ? ? ? I think had she been able to see my eyes under my cap, my "look" would have killed her. But instead, I dropped off a $20 Starbucks card to her this morning.
t w i s t e d.
love it. love excellent instructors.
You have a love/hate relationship with any of your coach/instructors/motivators?
