Being a "helper" in the 4th grade
- that I am "tall".
- that my cell phone has a "cool ring". - Sorry Mrs. Wenger
- that I had the "sweetest nails" - OPI "Greenwich Village" - I'll agree with this one! Who else's mom turns up in green nail polish?
- that I "look ummmm maybe 21". When do they learn age? Let me know so I don't be a "helper" from that year on.
- that I should not wear perfume.
- that I do not like seeing my Peanut look/giggle at boys. Remember Peanut, they are still gross and have cuddies.
- that I "look nothing like Peanut".
- that I "laugh like Peanut".
- that I "don't dress like a MOM". [jeans & a tee kid?! - what does your mom wear?!]
- that I spelled a word wrong. [hey brainiac - it won't be the last one either].
- that 2 boys are planning to drop off C-mas presents for my daughter. Uggg.
- that I'm better at "helping during tests". wooops.
- that most kids will be getting a good grade on their math test today. You're welcome!!
- that Mrs. Wenger has the patience of JOB.
- that I am soooooo thankful I am not a school teacher.
