Ooooops I did it again

My "stupid acts" for today [so far]:

• giving the basha's clerk $40 when she needed $80. ummmm, she actually told me two times, "it's $74.22".
• It's really sad because I fully knew the gift card I purchased was $50.
• tripping in my doctor's office. so I may have banged the wall - but I stayed up!
• getting lost in Mesa [how long have I lived in AZ?!]
• getting my heel stuck in my car floor mat while on the freeway and wasn't able to stop [for like a whole 3 seconds but f r e a k e d me out!]
• walking around fresh & easy for 15 minutes then having a lady tell me I had "something silky" coming out of my skirt. got to love ill-fitting "g's".
• google-ing "prednisone side-effects"
• using bleach to do a 5 minute clean my of bathroom
• splashing bleach on my favorite [not-so cheap] jeans
• not realizing that when I set down the bleach container on our kitchen island it left a little drippage
• folding the laundry on the island
• the Pita's shirt now having a sweet white dot look to it
• it now looks way sweeter than it did here:

Now - -if I could just get him hold his hand across his stomach just as it is in this photo [each time he wears it] - we'd be fine.

• good news - I only left [or possibly forgot] our dog Chuy outside for 45 minutes during the whole bleach ordeal.