words.
words are big in my house. well not big like sesquipedalian. big like imperative.
Meaning it's imperative that certain words are not used in my home [or car or anywhere I can possibly control the lingo for that matter].
I will write the words below [this is hard for me as even looking upon/typing these words torments me]
moist - ok seriously....don't say this word if we are in the same 100 story building. I will hear it and I will hurt you. just notice the formation of your mouth when you say that word. ugly. ugly. ugly.
panties - uggg. really? so - so - so gross. we call them "chonies" in my house. Proud to say Peanut didn't know what "P" were until she was 5.5-6. "Mom, what are "P"?" after I calmed down & regrouped I told her it's an awful, horrible word we should never say in our home.
flange - just gross
chunky - [for you Ann] only makes me think of someone blowing chunks
prolapse - for obvious reasons
tot - he/she is a child. he/she is not made from potatoes
thrush - [squirming]
kudos - unless your offering me the candy bar
props - "I give him props for..." I think I just threw up
uni - just keep talking ..... university - perfect. uni - not so much.
extricate - too prickly.
penalised - gross
masticate - just chew the dang food.
holistic - foul. but it does alert me to the fact that I can now ignore any following words from the person who just said it. ;) j/k
phlegm - actually like to look at that one [nice letter mix] but hate to hear it
sibling - really? can you really not bear to say, "my sister", "my brother" or "my sister & brother"? [side note -- it has the word "bling" in it. enough said]
utter - I only think of of cow when I hear this
You got word "issues" too?
What are yours?
