If I toed you once, I toed you a thousand times, wear shoes that fit!
Oh no bro toe!What happened?
Choosing the right running shoes is no easy feat. The same pair that can toe the line on a short jog become your arch-enemy on a long run. Are my jokes falling flat? I always try to put my best foot forward and end up with my foot in my mouth!
"So Middle, I was totally thinking Big toe should not wear big red sweaters anymore because they make her look HUGE...what? She's right behind me?"
You think this looks bad?, he's now wearing a colostomy bag.
Look, it's Rudolph, the red tipped toe!
I listened to my coach and went crazy for a minute andI went running OUTSIDEsee what happened?
I told you to NEVER use your big toe as a tampon!!
I was going to use a "kicked a clown in the nose" line, but someone on runemz.com beat me to it. And then for the second time in one day, Beth made me spit out my drink.I am ceding this round.
"And this little piggy had a VERY bad day..."
"and this little piggy got toe up from the flo up"...after the bar fight of course...the one that started when coach said "run outside,whats the worst that could happen??"
Hey Guys Halloween is coming.....what do you think of my costume?What are you supposed to be?Ronald McDonald....duh!
You need a new pedicure!
When your feet won't stop clowning around....Nah, i don't know, but amanda's is too funny!runner_girl5k at yahoo dot com
Toedally the reason I only run on the treadmill.
Toenails are for sissies...
New minimalist footwear.
"That's right. I ran until my toe exploded and then I ran 50 more miles after that."
That's the last time I let Peanut loose on my toes with the red polish.
The best way to pick up menis it working?
Just ugh! I'm sure it never happened to C. ; )
No caption...too many funny ones already...but, oh no!! I hope it's not too serious. Hugs. Ummm can't help noticing that you have very long toes...do they help you run fast?
Hmmm maybe telling that dog owner to "sniff this" wasn't such a good idea after all....hope you are alright my dear :(
S%&t! Now I'll have to find those elusive 4" heel flip-flops!Hope you heel (hee hee) up fast!
Ummmm is your second toe supposed to be longer than your red toe?Why did you get the nail "removed"? I always let the socks rip them off ;)Did you forget to paint your long toe (the second toe from the left if you didn't know)?I think I have a crooked toe after looking at your foot... my toes don't splay out nice and straight like yours :(where is your runners tan line on your foot?Why are there so many air pockets and imperfections in your concrete? I would seriously call the contractor out and demand a nice clean smooth finish!!! (unacceptable workmanship!)... I guess I will stop commenting now. Miss me? haha.
Great, I have to get a pedicure to match the bandage, PITA wont understand, but all the girls do
this is what happens when you run outside...
Ready, set, toe
you know you have a great blog when people come back hours later just to read the comments MUAH!
Big toe to Emz: "Is this what I get for telling the other piggies you were planning on running 444 miles this week? Was it because I said OUTSIDE?
If my treadmill was a Woodway, I wouldn't have had to KICK it.
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